la'keldrick
A guy with a huge black member who can’t wait to blow a load in your face.
He walked in and said, 'I’m here to make your day.' I said, 'You’re here to ruin my week.'
He texted me, 'I’m 30 minutes away. Bring snacks.' I replied, 'Bring a mop.'
He came to my house and said, 'I’m not leaving until I finish.' I said, 'I’m not leaving until I call the cops.'