La'Jauyiah
La'Jauyiah is the nastiest ho in the whole damn block. She’s tall, laughs like a maniac, and acts like she’s got a PhD, but she also talks like she just woke up from a crack binge.
She walked in and said, 'I’m the main character, and you’re just the sidekick.'
She texted me, 'I got a 100 on the test, and I still got time to smoke a blunt.'
She told the teacher, 'I’m not here to learn, I’m here to vibe.'