La'jaden
La'jaden is a Black man who can’t shut up. He’s always talking trash and is either chunky or just plain ugly. He’s cursed to never get laid.
La'jaden: 'I’m the king of the block.' Everyone: 'Bro, you’re the king of the dumpster.'
La'jaden tries to pick up a girl. She says, 'You’re like a broken toaster.'
La'jaden says, 'I’m not ugly. I’m just classic.' The girl says, 'Classic? I prefer vintage.'