La'jaden
A Black guy named La'jaden who won’t stop talking nonsense. He’s either big or average but still can’t get a date. He’s doomed to be single forever.
La'jaden: 'I’m the most attractive guy in the room.' The room: 'We’re all hiding.'
La'jaden tries to flirt with a girl. She says, 'You’re like a used sock.'
La'jaden: 'I’m not single. I’m just waiting for my moment.' No one believes him.