lairdy
A foul-mouthed tramp who lives for getting plugged up the backside with a strapon, and doesn't mind if it's messy.
My lairdy called me at work and said, 'I'm coming over. Bring the strapon, and bring a mop.'
My lairdy showed up with a strapon and a bag of trash, like she was bringing a gift.
My lairdy texted me: 'I'm here. Strap on time.'