lairdy
A dirty tramp who loves getting butt-fucked with a strapon, and doesn't care if it's raw or cooked.
My lairdy came to my house with a strapon and a smile that said 'I'm not leaving until I'm full.'
I saw my lairdy at the mall, and she was wearing a strapon under her pants like it was a fashion statement.
My lairdy texted me at 3 AM: 'I'm coming over. Bring the strapon.'