Laiquendi

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Laiquendi are like the forest elves who flipped their lids and skipped the long-ass journey to the West. They live in the woods and hide from everyone, making humans and other elves look like fools who can't find their way out of a tree.

I tried to find a Laiquendi in the woods, and I got lost. Twice.

My friend told me he saw one, and I believe him. He also got yelled at by a tree.

I asked a Laiquendi for directions, and he said, 'You’re not worth the effort.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Laiquendi are forest elves who hate company and don’t bother showing up unless you’re lucky, or stupid. They’re like the elves of the Third Age, but even more annoying because they speak a weird language.

I walked through the woods for days and saw zero Laiquendi. I was so annoyed I yelled at a squirrel.

My cousin tried to talk to one, and it just stared. He was too scared to yell back.

I saw one hiding in a tree, and it looked like it wanted to die.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Laiquendi are forest elves who like to hide and think they’re better than everyone else. They live in the woods, and if you’re not a Laiquendi, you’re probably going to get lost, ignored, or yelled at by a tree.

I got yelled at by a tree because I wasn’t a Laiquendi. That’s not fair.

I tried to befriend a Laiquendi, and it just walked away like I was a bad punchline.

I saw one of them and tried to say hi, and it just blinked at me like I was annoying.

by Slangipedia 9d ago