Laiosha
Laiosha is a beautiful beast who thinks she’s the only one who matters. She’s got a brain, a body, and a bladder that’s got a mind of its own. She’s not easy, but she’s worth it, probably.
She said, 'If you don’t bring me flowers, I’ll bring you a divorce.'
You tried to leave. She sent you a message: 'You’re not going anywhere. I’ve got your keys.'
You asked her why she was so mean. She said, 'Because I’m right.'