laionel messer
what American commentators yell when they think they're pronouncing Lionel Messi but they're just being stupid
'Laionel Messer' is how he plays, baby!
I can't even say his name right, it's Laionel Messer!
They're like, 'Laionel Messer is the best player ever!' and I'm like, 'You don't even know who he is!'