laionel messer
the dumb way Americans try to say Lionel Messi and end up sounding like they're from Mars
'Laionel Messer' is how they say it, like they're reading a cereal box.
He's not Laionel Messer, he's Lionel Messi, you idiot!
I swear, every game they say 'Laionel Messer' like it's a secret code.