Lainois
A Lainois is a goddamn genius who thinks she's the most awesome person on the planet. She'll drop knowledge on you so hard, it'll knock your socks off and make your brain scream.
"You think you're smart? I wrote a book about your dumbass."
She texted me during lunch like, "You're gonna need a dictionary for this."
She told my teacher, "You're just a footnote in my story."