Lainie told me she dated 10 guys last week. I asked, 'What about your brain?' She said, 'That’s my brain on a break.'

She walked in, said, 'I’m going to eat pizza and flirt with guys.' I said, 'That’s your plan?' She said, 'That’s my life.'

She texted me, 'I’m at the bar. Come here.' I went. She said, 'I like you. I also like this guy.' I said, 'Okay.' She said, 'That’s my vibe.'