Lainie
A girl so precious she should be in a saint’s book. Talking about her is like talking about a holy person, don’t mess it up.
My friend said, 'Lainie is so precious.' I said, 'She’s like a saint.' He said, 'She is.' Then he said, 'Don’t make me mad.'
She walked in and my friend said, 'That’s Lainie.' I said, 'She’s beautiful.' He said, 'Don’t say that.' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because she’s like a holy person.'
My teacher said, 'Lainie is so precious.' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because she’s like a saint.' I said, 'That’s not fair.' He said, 'That’s the truth.'