Laingsburg High School
This school is Lamesburg. Only 500 kids. Everyone knows each other. The school is split into three dumb groups: the redneck pot heads, the snobby preppy kids, and the weirdos and nerds. The nerds and weirdos stick together. Everyone is a total idiot. No one likes going to Laingsburg.
I swear, if I hear one more person say 'Hey, I know you from somewhere' I'm gonna die.
Why do we have three dumb groups? Can't we all just be stupid together?
I'm just here because I have to be.