Laindon
A Laindon roadman is a guy who thinks he's the king of Basildon. He wears cheap clothes, has a broken iPhone, and talks like he's cooler than he actually is.
@roadmanbrad I’m not just a roadman, I’m a Laindon roadman. That makes me twice as cool.
Bro, I just got cracked by a Laindon roadman in the face and it was all for a trash girl.
My Laindon roadman cousin thinks he’s the king of Basildon, but he still lives with his mum.