Lail'd - Lail'd is when you drink so much you think your best friend

Lail'd is when you drink so much you think your best friend is a robot and you start giving it commands.

I told my friend to 'fetch me a beer' and he actually did it.

I tried to explain life to my dog and he blinked at me.

I texted my mom and she replied with 'Are you still alive?'