Lail'd - Lail'd is when you drink so much you forget your own name an

Lail'd is when you drink so much you forget your own name and start talking to the fridge.

I came home at 3 AM and my dog was giving me a lecture.

My mom called me and I answered as 'the guy who drinks too much.'

I tried to text my friend and sent a photo of my face on the floor.