Lailand
Lailand is a walking genius with a head full of brain cells and a body that looks like it was built for wrestling. He’s got a thing for girls and talks to them like they’re his personal cheerleaders. His eyes are like lasers and his smile could make a saint blush.
He winked at my sister and said, ‘You’re the best thing since pizza.’ She blushed like she was on fire.
He told the principal he was dating her. She said he wasn’t. He called her a ‘crabby old fish.’
He smiled at me and said, ‘You’re my favorite person.’ I almost believed him.