Laihya
Laihya is the kind of person who makes everyone else feel like a sad, short, bald man. She’s got the looks, the smarts, and the attitude to back it up.
My teacher said Laihya was the best student. I asked why. He said she could solve math problems and still look good doing it.
I tried to impress Laihya with a joke. She laughed and said I was funny. I cried.
My mom said Laihya was like a unicorn. I said unicorns don’t exist. She said I was a donkey.