Laihya
Laihya is so good-looking and so good at everything, it’s unfair. She’s like a goddess who also got straight A’s. You need her in your life or you’ll be sad forever.
I asked Laihya for help with my homework. She did it and also drew me a picture. I got an A and a heart attack.
My dad said Laihya was the most beautiful woman he ever saw. I said he was blind. He said I was jealous.
I saw Laihya eating pizza and she looked like a goddess. I dropped my pizza and cried.