laifu
When your girlfriend is so important, you’d die if she left you. Even if she’s the only one who ever talks to you.
"If my laifu left me, I’d cry like a baby.", said by a guy who’s never cried before.
"I’d kill my laifu if she said one more thing.", said by a guy who’s never killed anything.
"My laifu is the only reason I get out of bed.", said by a guy who’s never gotten out of bed before.