Laid Up
When you're stuck in bed with your lover for so long you forget what day it is. You're too busy eating pizza, arguing about the remote, and pretending you're not hungover.
I’ve been laid up for three days and I still can’t remember my own name.
My girlfriend and I laid up for 12 hours straight. We’re both going to die from laziness.
Laid up since Monday. My body is now a couch.