laid man
A Laid Man is a man who doesn't get laid, he gets laid constantly. It's not a one-time thing, it's a full-time job.
He's a Laid Man. He got laid 3 times this week and still has time to text me about his problems.
This Laid Man is always getting laid. He’s got 4 girls and still has time to play video games.
He’s a Laid Man. He gets laid every day and still has time to eat a whole pizza.