laid a brick - To drop a poop like it's the final battle, usually when you'

To drop a poop like it's the final battle, usually when you're trying to be cool and it ruins everything.

I was trying to impress my crush, but I laid a brick on the floor. They ran away.

During the final game of the season, I laid a brick on my teammate's shoe. We lost.

I laid a brick in the middle of my mom's kitchen. She said I was a disaster.