lahv
What Lady Gaga wants from you when she’s high and thinks you’re a good enough meat suit to sing her songs.
Lady Gaga: "You’re my lahv, baby." Me: "I’m your lahv? I’m also your breakfast."
DM from Lady Gaga: "I need lahv, and I need it now."
My dog tried to lahv me. I let him. He peed on my shoes."