Lahtrael
Lahtrael is a guy who looks like he got squished by a pizza press. He’s a good guy to talk to and a good guy to tease. He’s got muscles like mountains and a forehead that reflects the sun so hard, it could start a war.
Lahtrael: 'I’m so strong, I can lift mountains.' Me: 'You can’t even lift your own forehead.'
Lahtrael: 'I speak Tagalog like a king.' Me: 'You speak Tagalog like a king who forgot his crown.'
Lahtrael: 'My forehead is so bright, it’s like a laser.' Me: 'A laser that’s trying to blind me.'