lahtoya
A lahtoya is like a saint but with a f***ing attitude. If you meet one, you're either blessed or cursed for life. Either way, you're stuck in luco.
My neighbor is a lahtoya. She sings in the shower and throws trash at my car.
I met a lahtoya at the gym. She gave me a high five and then challenged me to a arm wrestle.
My teacher is a lahtoya. She gives me A+'s but calls me a f***ing idiot in front of the class.