lahni
Lahni is like an armadillo with a god complex. If she has another name before Lahni, she’s a goddess. Don’t mess with her or you’ll end up made of chili and glass.
I saw Lahni and her armadillo sidekick arguing over who was more divine.
She told me to stop talking or I’d wake up in a jar.
She said my name was too weak for her level of cool.