lahlee
Lahlee is a goddamn fairy who thinks she's the queen of the universe. She'll smile at you like you're her best friend, but if you mess with her, she'll rip your face off with her bare hands.
Lahlee: 'Hey, cool shirt.' Me: 'Thanks.' 30 minutes later: 'You’re gonna regret that.'
DM: 'You think you're funny? I'll show you funny.'
At the mall: 'You bought that shirt? I'll buy you a new one... and then I'll beat you up.'