Lahkeisis
Lahkeisis is a bhadbhadi who wears turbans and will cuss you out if you even look at them wrong.
You looked at lahkeisis wrong. They cussed you out for 5 minutes.
You tried to ignore lahkeisis. They cussed you out for ignoring them.
Lahkeisis saw you eating a burger and started cussing you for ruining their life.
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