LaHiram
A girl with a strange name who's always bragging and thinks everyone is watching her. She's got zero life and her mom is totally free.
I got a 98% on my math test. You got a 97%. I'm the best. You're the worst. I'm not even mad.
My mom is out partying. I'm stuck here. I'm dying. I'm LaHiram.
I got a crush. He didn't like me back. I'm going to die. My life is over.