Lahiho
Lahiho is a god of owning, so beast-like it could make your whole life feel like a bad idea. They might own a moose who also leets, and they definitely own your dignity.
My Lahiho walked in and my moose went to sleep. That’s how ownage works.
This Lahiho owns my life, my moose, and my self-esteem.
I asked my Lahiho for a snack and got a moose instead. That’s the life.