Lahiho
A Lahiho is a creature so ownage-packed it makes your brain explode. They’re like a god of owning, but with a moose sidekick that also leets and might be the reason they’re so smug.
My Lahiho just looked at me and my moose died. Literally.
This Lahiho owns my life, my soul, and my last pair of socks.
I saw a Lahiho and my dog started crying. It was that intense.