Lahcene
Lahcene is the kind of person who’s always happy, but deep down, he’s just trying to figure out life. He’s smart, he’s got a brain full of secrets, and he’s always trying to prove he’s right. But when life throws him a curveball, he turns into a lazy, confused, philosophical mess who just wants to know the meaning of everything, and sometimes, he just wants to nap.
Lahcene texted me: 'I’ve been analyzing your life. You’re 80% mystery. I’m 75% confused. We’re a match.'
He asked me what the meaning of life was. I asked him what the meaning of his texts was. He didn’t answer.
Lahcene was supposed to be at work, but he was napping in a park. I sent him a photo of a cat. He replied: 'That’s better than a boss.'