LaHarpe
A dirt-covered hole in the middle of Illinois where only real men and women who can handle loud trucks and bad coffee live.
'LaHarpe? That's where my cousin got married. The only thing louder than the preacher was the truck horns.'
'I'm from LaHarpe. I don't need a city. I got my coffee, my dirt, and my pride.'
DM: 'You think you're tough? Come to LaHarpe. We don't take nonsense from anyone.'