Lahar of shit
A lahar of shit is when you’re 500 meters from home, and your body decides it’s time for a poop party. You’re just a man trying to be a man, but your guts have other ideas.
I was 500 meters from home and my guts started a poop party. I had to run to the nearest tree.
I was halfway home when my guts decided to start a poop party. I looked like a man who just got hit by a truck.
I was 500 meters from home and my guts started a poop party. I had to take a detour through the park.