Lahani
Lahani is like a bar that never closes. She’s always drunk, always smoking pot, and always trying to get everyone else drunk too. She’s the reason why the bar has a 'no kids after 10 PM' rule. She doesn’t care.
Lahani walked into the bar at 3 AM with a bottle of wine and a bag of chips. She started singing to the bartender.
She tried to flirt with the barista. He gave her a free soda. She gave him a weird look and said, 'You’re my new best friend.'
She once tried to light her pot on fire in the bar. The fire alarm went off. No one cared.