lagwalk
Walking like you're being pulled by invisible strings and your brain is on strike. You’re all over the place and it's confusing.
I saw her at the airport, then at the gym, then on my mom’s phone. Lagwalking is her thing.
He walked into the kitchen and forgot why he was there. Lagwalking is real.
She lagwalked into a dog park and got chased by three dogs. No shame.