Lagtron
Lagtronic is when something is so slow it might as well be dead. It's like your phone decided to take a nap in the middle of a battle.
My console took ten minutes to load the map, Lagtronic hit me hard.
My friend’s phone is so Lagtronic, it can't even play a game without crying.
My character was supposed to run, but it moved like a turtle on a treadmill, Lagtronic, baby.