Lags McGee - A player who is so laggy they might as well be playing the g

A player who is so laggy they might as well be playing the game through a telephone line from the 1920s.

Lags McGee tried to shoot me, but his bullet took three minutes to get there.

I thought I was winning until Lags McGee suddenly appeared out of nowhere and got me with a spell I didn’t even see coming.

Lags McGee’s lag was so bad, he walked into a wall and it took him five minutes to realize it."