Lagputer - A computer so slow, it makes you want to throw it out the wi

A computer so slow, it makes you want to throw it out the window.

I opened my lagputer and it took longer than my grandma’s morning routine to load.

Trying to play a game on my lagputer is like watching a turtle race a snail in slow motion.

I tried to send a message, and my lagputer was too busy being lazy to even bother.