lagphobia
when a girl lags so much it's like she's trying to ruin your day. you're talking and she lags like she's got a death wish. you're so fed up you're ready to punch a wall.
You: Hey, what's up? Her: (30 minutes later) Hey, what's up?
You: I'm telling you the best meme ever. Her: (1 hour later) I'm telling you the best meme ever.
You: I'm about to pass out. Her: (2 hours later) I'm about to pass out.