Lagoranic
Lagoranic is a blob from Norway that looks like a fish that got hit by a truck. It’s made with cloronic acid, gaselin, and a secret ingredient that’s probably something gross.
I saw a Lagoranic in the park and it looked like it was crying.
My dog chased a Lagoranic and now he’s covered in green goop.
That Lagoranic is probably why my lunch was missing.