Lagooninology
Lagooninology is the study of being the best Lagooner. You gotta know the Lagoon, the wind, the water, and the sky. If you don’t, you’re just a Lagooner who doesn’t know what’s up.
I failed my Lagooninology class because I didn’t know the sky.
My Lagoonin score was 7 because I knew the water but not the wind.
I passed Lagooninology because I knew the sky and the Lagoon.