Lagooninology
Lagooninology is the science of being a Lagoon legend. You gotta know the Lagoon inside and out. If you don’t, you’re just a regular Lagooner with a regular tan.
I’m a Lagoon legend because I knew the depth of the Lagoon.
I got a D in Lagooninology because I didn’t know the wind direction.
My Lagoonin score was 10 because I knew everything about the Lagoon.