lagoona
When a girl’s crotch is so sweaty it looks like a swamp. Only happens when she’s mad or when she’s been sitting in a gym for three hours.
My friend’s Lagoona. She’s so sweaty, I thought she was wearing a sock on her face.
He said he was gonna ask her out. Then he saw her crotch. Now he’s crying in the bathroom.
She walked into class like a normal person. Then I saw her crotch. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.