lagoon animal
A lagoon animal is a girl who’s like a lagoon, messy, smelly, and full of trash. She eats guys who are too dumb to run.
I saw a lagoon animal in the park. She threw trash at me. I got a bruise and a free snack.
I tried to flirt with a lagoon animal. She dumped a bucket of water on me. I got wet and mad.
My dad told me to avoid lagoon animals. I didn’t listen. Now I live in a lagoon.