lagoon animal
A lagoon animal is a girl who’s as gross as a lagoon and as mean as a scorpion. She’s got a whole gang of lagoon animals with her.
I met a lagoon animal at the beach. She threw sand in my face. I got a tan and a punch.
My mom told me to stay away from lagoon animals. I didn’t listen. Now I live in a lagoon.
I ran into a lagoon animal on the bus. She sat next to me. I screamed the whole way home.