lagoon animal - A lagoon animal is a girl who’s the worst kind of ugly and t

A lagoon animal is a girl who’s the worst kind of ugly and the worst kind of mean. She lives in a lagoon and you should never go near it.

I tried to talk to a lagoon animal. She yelled at me. I ran and got a popsicle.

My friend got married to a lagoon animal. He now lives in a lagoon. He’s mad.

I saw a lagoon animal at the mall. She stared at me. I bought a hat and ran.