lagode
A person who texts so slow it feels like you're waiting for a god to reply. They’re basically a text god who’s too lazy to do their job.
'Yo' at 8 PM. Still waiting at 10 PM. Still waiting at 1 AM. Still waiting at 2 AM.
Sent a group message at 11 AM. Only one person replied. That one person was me.
Told them I was dying. They replied 'ok' 45 minutes later.